cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 28, 2019

Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 26, 2016

On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.

Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner

by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024

boner boomerang

When other people near you have a erection and you het an erection from it and so on

Bro there was a huge boner boomerang last night

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017

side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".

Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."

by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013

Boner

Cool, dope, awesome, etc...

John: man, i just saw that new b-ball movie, it was so boner. Or-
Wayne: that shirt is so boner!!!

by ProfessorSoggyBottom June 19, 2022

Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.

Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.

by Miller Perry November 17, 2023