double reverse stranger

A variation on the popular stranger and reverse stranger. This challenging technique is achieved by sitting on both your hand and your penis until they become numb. You then proceed to jerk off. Because you can't feel anything, it is like watching someone else jerk off.

I was really bored last night so I gave myself the double reverse stranger. Does that make me gay?

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 17, 2006

Double blumpkin supreme

Receiving oral gratification from a defecating woman while performing an upper deck.

We both had to crap, and she was feeling nasty, so we pulled a double blumpkin supreme

by D-Bone February 23, 2005

Double Blind Date

A dating scenerio in which not only do the participants not know each other, but they are also actually blind.

I wonder how Jackie and Tim will even find each other on their double blind date tonight.

by ZLF February 8, 2009

double dutch rutter

Similar to the dutch rutter but instead you grab your dick while he grabs his dick and you both work each other's arms.

No homo but John and I did a double dutch rutter last night.

by aznig February 25, 2009

double edge sword

the proverbial "Catch-22" where one is damned if one does, and one is damned if one doesn't.

"Corporate lay-offs are a double-edged sword. The company saves money by not having as many salaried people on board, but has to pay more overtime wages to the fewer people that are left so the work can be done by deadline."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Double-Dip of Disgusting

When you date someone who has an ugly face and a terrible body.

"Your girlfriend is neither hot nor does she have a good body. You've got a double-dip of disgusting and I feel sorry for you."

by Dewey IV February 26, 2011

Sexy Double Ninja

When performing sex, the male penetrates the ass once then goes back to her pussy.

Jim: Dude, I pulled a Sexy Double Ninja on Karen!
Bob: What?
Jim: I fucked her pussy then pulled out and slammed her ass then went back into her pussy so quickly, that she didn't even make a sound!
Bob: Awesome.

by NoBuenoTime January 9, 2011