A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023

Talking to someone and it not lasting very long. Or being friends with someone and it not lasting very long. Now there gone and they still discuss you. They’re for the world. And they pass your messages on like a pigeon. They’d be a bird.
by AlmightyFloridaMMLB March 30, 2020

Bird (noun)
/bərd/
A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.
/bərd/
A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.
“He’s not complicated, sis — he’s just a bird.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”
by KushySaratoga June 21, 2025

Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar
"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"
by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024

by Fucknbirds May 25, 2018

V.(Australian in origin), get to the bird is a commonly used term for getting out of the sun. It is easily substituted for other situations such as leaving an area or arriving at a party
This sun is baking me I need to get to the bird
Lets get to the bird before all the drinks are gone
Person 1: This party sucks
Person 2: We better get to the bird
Person 1: We're out
Lets get to the bird before all the drinks are gone
Person 1: This party sucks
Person 2: We better get to the bird
Person 1: We're out
by watertown January 23, 2009

by Duck duckker December 18, 2018
