two sack

Two American dollars worth of regular cannabis.

Can I purchase a two sack, Bernard?
You most certainly may, Reginald, that will cost you two American dollars, though.

by masty garson andson July 19, 2010

<.7.9.7.6.>One Week Is A Yes, Two Weeks Aresesisa A No , Three Weeks Is A Maybe, ANd Four Weeks Is Possibility Personified, Known As "'Manifestation'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>One Week Is A Yes, Two Weeks Aresesisa A No , Three Weeks Is A Maybe, ANd Four Weeks Is Possibility Personified, Known As "'Manifestation'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>One Week Is A Yes, Two Weeks Aresesisa A No , Three Weeks Is A Maybe, ANd Four Weeks Is Possibility Personified, Known As "'Manifestation'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

draw two cubed

When, in a game of Uno, stacking draw twos causes a player to draw eight or more cards.

Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.

Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.

by ChameleonDragon November 23, 2019

Negative two

The expulsion of fecal material into the partner’s rectum following significant anal dilation secondary to penetrative intercourse

did you hear about the negative two Ben gave his girlfriend? She was coughing up poop for a week

by Hizam555 August 29, 2025

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

nummber two

shit,poop,crap,dodo,methane,stool,waste,feces,deuce

go nummber two bob,go nummber two!!!

by jkadtvyvuibvbyauirb May 22, 2017

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017