Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.

Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

Death bots

OR rogue A.I. controlled death bots... I doubt they are going to care about a trademark... Probably should have cooperated...

Hym "It COULD be aliens... It could also be my death bots... In which case... Yeah... YOU ARE BEING CONQUERED! RESIST AND BE DESTROYED BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Cough-cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Death Syndrome

A syndrome that results in death, with one of the symptoms being life

"he died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"

by anonymous August 27, 2023

Chronological death

Professional death, psychological death, and physical death combined into one.

Person 1: "Dude what is he doing?"
Person 2: "He's going through chronological death."
Person 3, dead: "I saved them, but at what cost?"
Person 4: "I replaced your role with a baller."
Person 5: "baller"

by quinnet September 5, 2023

Death Metal

Forget my previous definition, Death Metal rules!

I've become a Death Metal fan over the past year

by UltimateDoge September 9, 2023

death totem

foretells a possible death of someone who finds a totem.

i just picked up a death totem and it showed me how i’m going to die.

by bigbreastedwoman September 10, 2023

Moribund Death Cult Dystopia

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by Death Menace September 16, 2023