Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021

Wookie Pie

The act of ejaculating into a womans vagina which also happens to be covered in copious ammounts of pubic hair.

Guy 1: my Stepsister has a hairy snatch.

Guy 2: she doesnt visit the hygene isle?

Guy 1: Mah, i asked her to grow it out so i could give her a Wookie Pie

by Sir Fairweather May 19, 2021

Beryllium Pie

A Beryllium Pie is a pie, normally of sweet origins (e.g. apple pie) with cocaine mixed into the filling and/or pastry.

"Did we cook that Apple pie right? I don't feel so good..."
"You idiot. You 24 karat idiot. That was a Beryllium Pie. What a total idiot.."

by C L G June 28, 2018

downtown cherry pie

When engaging in anal sex, the girl has her period, resulting in blood mixed with semen covering the bed. This is what is know as a Downtown Cherry Pie.

Luke: Oh shit, wtf is all this blood on the bed?
Eric: Jane had a Downtown Cherry Pie last night .
Luke: On my fucking bed!?

by Alongnight February 09, 2017

lazy pie

An endearing term for a galette, a flat pastry containing a sweet or savory filling with crumbly cheese.

Short on time but we have some goat cheese, I guess I'll make a lazy pie.

by Hecate117 September 22, 2021

Getting Her Famous Sweet Potato Pie

Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.

I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.

by solipskier April 08, 2019

Bibble Pie

1. A pie that is made of a type of dog food made from turds and human flesh that is called Bibble.

2. Used as an insult of being disgusting,stinky, or revolting.

1. The Grunt got on the Elite's nerve so he made the grunt eat a bibble pie.
2."Dude,no offense but your sister is a total bibble pie.

by DemonWolf72 February 02, 2015