Michael Pena

The realest nigga in the room always down for anything and you know he got that fire

Did you see Michael Pena he's a gangsta !!

by Black picasso July 30, 2020

John Michael

Enjoyment and constant partying.

Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend

I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week

by anonymous April 17, 2024

Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

Michael Coutts

Someone who loves a good photo and durry

You guys see Michael Coutts last night couldn’t keep him away from the camera or the durrys cunts a fiend

by Browny342 June 23, 2019

Michael kuznetsov

Guy who disables people's phones

"Everyone, hide your phones!!! Michael Kuznetsovs headed this way. You dont want it disabled!"

by Whatyougonnadoaboutit,michael May 24, 2020

Michael

The best boyfriend you could ever have.

Michael is the love of my life.

by LockyDaBoy September 11, 2022

Michael

The rizziest man on earth, but humble and nonchalant. Michael has the most rizz in the world and has the sexiest boyfriend in the world. Michael is nonchalant, rizzy, and has the biggest aura. He walks in to a room and all the huzz start loosing their mind, but he ignores them because he has the best boyfriend in the universe. All baddies who are blessed to be his friend immediately have the biggest glow up and all mental illnesses heal, any troglodytes that even think about disliking him explode immediately. Michael is the biggest rizzler ever.

The huzz: OH MY GOD ITS MICHAEL!!!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!

Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*

by Peepee poopoo fart January 24, 2025