Ryan

A guy way funnier than Elly

Ryan will forever be more funny than Elly.

by Ryanisfunny August 26, 2025

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Ryan Helsley

A washed pitcher on the mets with a 10 ERA whose sole purpose is just to blow games

"We have to score atleast 20 runs so Ryan Helsley won't blow the fucking game"

by Cow998 September 5, 2025

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He's a fein for femboys and is a GOONER. He LOVES to goon to girls in his friend group and tries to be nonchalant by wearing button up shirts, headphones and a hat on top of his ugly hair. he thinks he looks good and nonchalant but in reality he looks like a complete idiot and no one actually likes him.

"Hey you see Ryan Krause over there? Isn't that the guy who jerked off to girls in his friend group, wow what a weirdo"

by BurgerM3ister September 8, 2025

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National Hate Ryan Day

Hate on Ryan day
On September 14th

“Hey Ryan you look stupid today it’s September 14th” - National Hate Ryan Day

by Monkeyluver4445 September 14, 2025

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Ryan

One who is slightly homophobic use the word "Gay" excessively but sometimes in a way that sounds like he is saying "Kay" to confuse people. Hard worker when no one is around. Stands with hands in pockets or on phone /iPad "Doing work". Great boss and even better friend.

Everyone needs a Ryan in there life.

by Beardboss1791 January 15, 2025

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