A man shoves his balls, and only his balls, in a woman's pussy. The balls must be like the Amazon Rainforest and be hairy like fuck. Leave a sandpaper-like mark my guy!
by Trooper1129 December 6, 2019
Get the Rat Scratchingmug. An evil underground empire that works in the shadows of New England prep schools and other such places. They are led each year by two King Rats and the torch of leadership is passed on with each generational shift. The main objective of the Rats is to bring humor where it is needed and to exagerate current issues through the use of extreme pranking. The Rats have been known to be extremely violent and aggressive when defending their own turf and do not take kindly to any threat, intentional or not, to one their own. Generally it is an unspoken rule among most who live in close proximity of the Rats that for one's own sake, they are best left alone.
Example One:
Joe: "Damn, I heard them Sons of Rats went and pulled a nasty prank!"
Bob: "Yo, I heard the same thing, I heard they're professionals."
Example Two:
Joe: "Damn, my backpack's gone!"
Bob: "Did you piss off a Rat?"
Joe: "I don't think so..."
Bob: "Where's your wallet?"
Joe: "Shit!"
Example Three:
Joe: "Hey man, lets go see if we can figure out who the Rats are."
Bob: "Yeah good idea."
--That's why this is the last example. Joe and Bob won't be joining us for anymore examples.
Joe: "Damn, I heard them Sons of Rats went and pulled a nasty prank!"
Bob: "Yo, I heard the same thing, I heard they're professionals."
Example Two:
Joe: "Damn, my backpack's gone!"
Bob: "Did you piss off a Rat?"
Joe: "I don't think so..."
Bob: "Where's your wallet?"
Joe: "Shit!"
Example Three:
Joe: "Hey man, lets go see if we can figure out who the Rats are."
Bob: "Yeah good idea."
--That's why this is the last example. Joe and Bob won't be joining us for anymore examples.
by Ciroel Gink December 14, 2008
Get the sons of ratsmug. by Queenie from SalesNATION December 25, 2020
Get the Pak Ratmug. Rats: being viciously unattractive.
— If someone says you’re rats, they mean you’re ugly as shite and get no birds (zero pussy). Or vice-versa, you get no cooch.
Example 1:
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well, aye ken”
Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is ugly and no lads should be firing her any chat.
— If someone says you’re rats, they mean you’re ugly as shite and get no birds (zero pussy). Or vice-versa, you get no cooch.
Example 1:
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well, aye ken”
Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is ugly and no lads should be firing her any chat.
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Aye ken, Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well.”
Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is rats and warns the boys that no lads should be firing any chat her way..
Campbell: “Aye ken, Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well.”
Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is rats and warns the boys that no lads should be firing any chat her way..
by Junky_Mark December 18, 2021
Get the Ratsmug. 
by yeedatfeetustus July 16, 2019
Get the Stinkey ratmug. Man: “you’re so gay!”
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”
- Caleb Ross
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”
- Caleb Ross
by ZigaNinjaAntYT April 29, 2020
Get the Crippled Ratmug.