Penis Balloon

When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.

Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.

by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020

Penis boxing

Two dicks pressed against each other

Two men have sex, they start penis boxing

by Blair7213 January 14, 2018

Penis Bugling

Snorting cocaine off another man's penis. Erection optional.

Dude, did you see that vid of Tom Cruise penis bugling Cheney? He defs couldn't get it up but that was no mission impossible for Cruise. He likes his dicks and cocaine.

by UIUC_FSAER September 1, 2014

premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number [phone] to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.

Chuck Norris' is the ultimate premium penis owner.

by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019

Penis Firewall

The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.

My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.

by Phil H. February 9, 2022

Penis minute

its is equivalent to 3 minutes

I will be their soon probably in a penis minute

by The_official_Saul_Goodman July 11, 2023

Dylan’s Penis

Dylan’s penis is ridiculously small. He befuddles everyone who sees it. An absolute shrimp and a mood killer to any girl who sees.

What’s smaller then small can get. Dylan’s Penis

by J.J Hall June 14, 2022