dAd pOo

Normally called a logger,reeks and is one of the #worst ones

Although MY mum is 5% worse

“Dad-I need the toilet

Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo

by Weird fish weird bishhh September 01, 2019

poo out

'to poo out' - to back out of a situation, to let someone down

'are you still coming out on Friday Eleanor?'

'sorry I can't I'm skint'

'noooo don't poo out'

by jessicatmiaow April 06, 2009

poo-fender

When someone doesn't "use the brush after they flush" on a regular basis in the workplace.

Damn girl - the Poo-fender has been at it again! That biatch doesn't use the brush after she flushes yo!

by LouUnder June 15, 2015

Big poo energy

Authentic or unique. Not afraid to be oneself.

I like you, you really have big poo energy

by Ellis Smith May 27, 2019

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.

Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”

by GuNs LoVa May 20, 2024