by Old Jimbob2 October 14, 2010
Get the Old Jim And The Mountain Orchard Bandmug. A newborn person that has just begun to explore the world. Some talk, some don't. The development of the human body also happens the fastest in this time, so the baby's age is mostly counted in months or even weeks in this time. People aged this young have no real consciousness, but show human characteristics. Not much to say about people aged 0.
Part of the Age Group: Baby
Part of the Age Group: Baby
0 year old: Goo ga goo ga.
Marcus: Is this your son?
Thomas: Yeah, but he's only 0 years old yet, or 7 months to be exact.
Marcus: Is this your son?
Thomas: Yeah, but he's only 0 years old yet, or 7 months to be exact.
by LegacyFilet January 26, 2024
Get the 0 year oldmug. You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.
by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020
Get the old fart alumnimug. Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?
by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023
Get the Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!mug. by A crusty old Minch June 8, 2022
Get the old minchmug. I'm gonna take that nigger to the old town road
He's gonna hang till he can't no more
I got that nigger in the back
Hang em on his ass
Sling em with the whip
That's racial attack
Monkeys on the porche
Burn em with the torch
Lynchin is a sport
Cotton pickin' morks, now
Can't no nigger tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't no nigger teel me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
He's gonna hang till he can't no more
I got that nigger in the back
Hang em on his ass
Sling em with the whip
That's racial attack
Monkeys on the porche
Burn em with the torch
Lynchin is a sport
Cotton pickin' morks, now
Can't no nigger tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't no nigger teel me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
by I'm Just Trolling Bro December 12, 2023
Get the Old Town Roadmug. An old fart means a very old man or woman. It’s describing an old person in a more insulting but oddly funny and light-hearted way.
by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023
Get the Old Fartmug.