The Great Goose March

The March of a long line of geese across a busy road, holding up traffic and ruining everyone's day because geese are selfish bastards who only want vengeance.

Sorry I'm late, The Great Goose March was taking place on the highway!

by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 26, 2022

13th Of March

It's @hheizou appreciation day! Happy birthday Rin!
Go follow @hheizou on TikTok!

@Tastychilde: Hey, it's the 13th Of March! Let me go DM @hheizou!

by tastychilde June 5, 2022

The Spartan Legion Marching Band

is the #1 HBCU band on the campus of Norfolk State University

The Spartan Legion Marching Band has the best sound in the HBCU BAND WORLD

by QueenQiersten August 24, 2022

Meat mastery march

Third month of Sigma year. You may start feeling like a budhist monk, sharpened senses and control over your own thoughts always comes handy! The end goal is to master control over your own meat. It is still prohibited to jack off.

Mike:"James is on some buddhist shit I guess, bet it's the Meat mastery march."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

No Music March

Try to get through the whole entire month of March without listening to a single song.

Rule 1. You must drive with no radio
Rule 2. Wearing noise canceling headphones is okay if it means you’ll drown out music with white noise per se. This can especially come in handy for trips to the store
Rule 3. Video game OSTs are not allowed either. Turn it off completely
Rule 4. Completely stop listening to music in any way, shape, or form for this entire month and try not to go insane

Friend 1: *whispering to himself and laughing with headphones on*
Friend 2: Yo what’s up with him
Friend 3: Oh nah. Brodie’s struggling on day 6 of No Music March

by placebo! November 25, 2022

Pussy Destroy March

Since there is NFF (No Finger February) because of the NNN (No Nut November). There should be a PDM (Pussy Destroy March) like the boys have DDD (Dick Destroy December)

Gurl it’s PDM (Pussy Destroy March) . Go destroy that WAP (Wet Ass Pussy)

by d3m1b0xxx December 3, 2022

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022