kentucky meat show

When you dick-slap your second cousin in the face with your dirty hillbilly penis.

"Dude I gave my cousin Jessica a Kentucky Meat Show last night"
"That's fucking nasty dude what the fuck"

by LOLYOU1337 January 27, 2018

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Ali’s meat cartel

Best kebab shop in all off seacombe

“I just went to Ali’s meat cartel, it was awesome!”

by Big_man_ December 16, 2021

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Gaping Meat Dragon

The act of facing down, gripping your asshole open while a minimum of 3 men compete to masturbate and fire their load into your gaping hole. The one who wins is the Gaping Meat Dragon.

"Yo, how did the orgy go?"

"Pretty good. I got to be the Gaping Meat Dragon."

"Bro, nice!"

by Stognathebalogna April 13, 2021

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Spicy Meat Pipe

The act of smothering your dick with sriracha sauce and getting it sucked.

My girlfriend gave me a spicy meat pipe last night and it felt wonderful.

by Boner Farts December 8, 2014

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Aggressive meat sack

When you jack off too hard that your testicles fly out

Timmy had to go to the hospital because he got an aggressive meat sack

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

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When you’re driving to litchfield with your date, you ask her to perform road head when you get on route 202. Once you hit Bantam lake and her mouth is balls deep on your cock, you slam the breaks unexpectedly and her head goes forward and hits the bottom of the steering wheel, knocking her unconscious and her jaw locks up. Now you have a nice locker for your meat while in litchfield.

John: did you get lucky at the end of the night?

Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!

John: good job buddy

by OneBiteEveryoneKnowsTheRules January 9, 2019

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