a motherf**king perfectionist who has a meltdown when something isn't symmetrical
also holy sh** i just described my mom
also holy sh** i just described my mom
Mom: NO!! YOUR BED MUST BE MADE SYMMETRICALLY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!
by ShumaiUnbreakable November 18, 2020
The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017
by Partytrix December 19, 2013
Common for younger men, condoms can be hidden in a scale model of the Death Star from Star Wars. Thus the phrase "open up the death star" means to have sex with a woman, as you are opening it to get "supplies".
Jason: Yo, Bernardo, Lauren is so DTF, are you gonna open up the Death Star?
Bernardo: I certainly hope so
Bernardo: I certainly hope so
by tambor58 April 21, 2010
When going to anal Poundtown, Partner #1 gives Partner #2 a Boston Redsock. Upon prolapse, they coat said prolapsed anus in Flex Seal canned sealant, thus rendering a dildo made of Partner #2's former anus. Partner #1 then proceeds to insert the Flex Seal coated anus into his own ass, completing the legendary Winnipeg Death Star.
Kyle had to spend $63,000 on surgery and medical visits due to the damage caused by letting Timmy give him the ol' Winnipeg Death Star, but says it was worth it for the once in a lifetime chance to turn his ass into a dildo.
by LongThinStrip October 19, 2024
by Children burger July 06, 2023
Its like a blue screen of death in your head coupled with blushing, but brought about by sexiness. basically when you see something so sexy your brain stops for a minute and you blush really hard.
"hey check out the pic of this french maid... dude?" "oh sorry i just went a little pink screen of death for a second there
by blank.... March 20, 2014