eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

Eat soup

Eat soup - are gay/men liker

Person1 "I bet you eat soup'
Person2 "uhhh no!"

by Unknown loser May 6, 2020

Eating Dick

Sucking on a penis that was just up your pussy/ass or, just came out of a mans pants and is hard as hell.

Eating Dick

You: “I was eating dick last night!”
Friend: “Damn, you’re lucky!”

by Laylathecrazylesbian September 12, 2021

Eat Butt

a way to express a feeling of anger, resentment, or jealousy.

Tom: I got a 62 on the test, what bout you?
Rob: 92
Tom: Eat butt

by myownpseudonym May 25, 2022

Kizer Eats Caca

KizerGaming loves to eat Caca, especially from his own ass! KizerGaming plays animal crossing even though its a caca game. Actually that explains why Kizer likes it

Kizer eats Caca: give me Caca.
Okay here's animal crossing

by TogeCian August 18, 2021

jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants

Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo

by Ur667 May 23, 2016

Defense eating

Eating you food faster and strategically so nobody around can eat any of your foods.

When Jon took a piece of dessert. He used defense eating so only he can have his part of the dessert

by guest E51 April 20, 2019