The phrase "Eat half the croissant" metaphorically advises finding a compromise by suggesting that, like splitting a croissant, each party receives a fair share, achieving a balanced resolution.
When the team couldn't decide whether to work remotely or from the office, their manager suggested they "eat half the croissant" by agreeing to a hybrid arrangement, balancing both preferences.
by Marco____2929292 April 23, 2024

(offensive) what you say to someone who is not only very politically opinionated, and not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, but also arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well.
son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.
father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?
son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?
son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
by Sexydimma May 7, 2013

Abbreviation: We DONT Eat Ass.
Dont is replaced by a X instead of D. Can be further shortened to WXEA.
Dont is replaced by a X instead of D. Can be further shortened to WXEA.
-On hook up sites-
-Finds a group of girls-
"I wonder if they do butt stuff here?"
WX Eat Ass
"At least they do anal"
-Finds a group of girls-
"I wonder if they do butt stuff here?"
WX Eat Ass
"At least they do anal"
by TheJenerate March 3, 2021

A person of the male gender who loves eating the vegetable, cauliflower. Their obsession with cauliflower is often repulsing.
by Lidddddd January 5, 2021

by Woo yuy peel November 6, 2021

a phrase used as a joke (or not) usually related to sex with the homies.
can also be used when someone drops food on the floor.
can also be used when someone drops food on the floor.
damn i just shat on the floor, Are you gonna eat that?
holy cow that's a big beetle, are you gonna eat that?
holy cow that's a big beetle, are you gonna eat that?
by Stupid Imbecile February 25, 2024
