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Do You Want a Cookie?

Micheal: “I found a rock!”

Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”

Micheal: “I love cookies!”

Rory: “….”
by she’s mine. January 22, 2024
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girl scout cookie selectivity

The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.
Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.
by von groovy July 31, 2024
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Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024
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give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.
oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go
by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024
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pookie wookie cookie bears

This is a term used to a large group of friends/best friends and often used in discord chats or alliances.
Those are my pookie wookie cookie bears.
by Number1pookieuser July 7, 2024
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that's how the cookie busts

A rendition of "that's the way the cookie crumbles" and "tough nut to bust"

Meaning: Accepting how the situation turns out
Noah: Bro, I just failed my final exam...

John: That's how the cookie busts
by Za.F.P. February 27, 2026
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