Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

by Incubator September 18, 2023

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Boner Repellent

A boner repellent is something so sexually unattractive that it makes your boner go away

"Wow, that's ugly, that girl's a boner repellent

by SPCOOKI# October 7, 2023

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Bonér

when something is stupid or doesn’t make any sense

“yeah the school fired another teacher” “that’s a bonér”

by kirbyboy999 October 21, 2023

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Bonér

when something is stupid or doesn’t make sense it is a bonér

“yeah schools canceled cause of snow” “bro we live in florida” “i know it’s a bonér”

by kirbyboy999 October 21, 2023

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Boiperiod is when someone has a neovagina and the results of the surgery cause the growth of a absess in the neovagina. If the abscess is ruptured or popped it will release a mixture of blood and puss shooting out of the neovagina causing a Boiperiod.

Person 1: why is there so much bloody puss on your mangled neovagina

Person 2: Don't worry it's just my Boiperiod

by Cliff Daltonshire December 25, 2023

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