Born a virgin birth because that's what Mary said. N**** came out with a phd. Wanted to rule the world. Enough said, they still do that in modern day. He did properly exist though.
by Intheflatfield December 24, 2023
Get the Jesusmug. by urfavhater November 22, 2021
Get the Jesus Hernandez Cmug. by PotRoastLover21 December 19, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012
Get the Jesus jazzmug. a cute boy , usually Hispanic popular' you are not worth his time unless your nice or you earn it he seems mean but is really sweet and kind he is competitive good hair athletic usually plays a sport like football or wrestling is awesome with babies and loves them short dosent weigh much but still super cute he has a bit of a bubble butt usually kinda dumb cause he can't realize the perfect girl is right in front of him
Girl A: Man you are so lucky to be dating Jesus Alvarez
Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing
Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing
by hiramlodge June 10, 2018
Get the Jesus Alvarezmug. A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025
Get the jumped up joe jesusmug. He's GAYbriel
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 11, 2023
Get the Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidadmug.