Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.
by Maple Jay July 10, 2018
Get the Rhino jesusmug. "Jesus" is a very common name for Hispanic population Jesus is one of the best friend you'll ever have loyal will always be there for you no matter in what place you in or anything. Will make you laugh and smile no matter. Loving and caring always puts others before him self. Loves one person and one person only even tho they fuck thing's up they'll always try there best to fix it and start all over again from the top. will always get what they want if they set there mind to it no matter what.
by Urmom456200 November 22, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. The Savior of the entire world. He loved you enough that He died for you on the cross. Come to Him, and He will give you rest. For we are all sinners, and fall short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23). Admit your sin, repent, trust in Him as your only path towards salvation, and commit your life to Him. If you choose to reject this message, your blood be upon your own head...
Person 1: "Jesus is King!"
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."
by lizardbois640 June 7, 2025
Get the Jesus Christmug. Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.
by fun and game April 14, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. 1. The name of God in the flesh in Christianity. Jesus Christ is apart of The Holy Trinity, comprised of God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit.
2. An expletive to show disapproval or shock (at something).
(Fun fact) Christ is not his name, it comes from the Greek word "Christos" which means "the anointed one". So it actually means "Jesus the Anointed One".
2. An expletive to show disapproval or shock (at something).
(Fun fact) Christ is not his name, it comes from the Greek word "Christos" which means "the anointed one". So it actually means "Jesus the Anointed One".
by Maple420 August 11, 2022
Get the Jesus Christmug. Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.
by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020
Get the Jesus Cristmug. by whatislife13383822 July 30, 2021
Get the jesusmug.