board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.

Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.

by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024

crack fuzz

The fuzz left on a toilet seat from someone's nasty ass crack.

Clean up your nasty crack fuzz!

by nick_in_STL January 31, 2018

Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.

i need to hit that Louisiana crack pipe!

by mr chichi May 5, 2010

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal

"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."

by reddipsauce April 13, 2023

cracked a egg

the act of opening up killer verses against someone in a rap battle

He cracked a egg on his head and won the rap battle

by SwagJamesRaw May 30, 2012

Cracks my egg

Something has you really shook. It is basically equivalent to being super surprised. Originates in Memphis, TN from TC.

Damn that performance was great! It really cracks my egg.

by Taytayfromthebaybay June 10, 2018