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Secondhand Boner

When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else
Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her
by madkat9 August 14, 2019
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 23, 2019
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Boner Fuel

1. When a person boasts about another person's greatness or ability.

2. When a person makes another person look or seem better then the rest.
Wow, Ed's friends are like pawns, they boner fuel him then wonder why he gets all the ass.

Boner fueling other guys is a great way to get them laid and for you to be empty-handed.
by Truth55 February 4, 2009
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Urban boner

Chris's chub that he gets when he doesn't understand a word and looks it up in urban dictionary
Chris had an urban boner for that word
by Joshthistle15 March 23, 2017
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meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.
Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'
by benapisbrox February 29, 2012
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boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD
Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD
by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021
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Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!
by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023
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