Robert Wilcoxen

A shitty Indy wrestle that's smells like regret and fast food. Who is The Prodigy James Currey Bitch.

That guy wrestles like Robert wilcoxen.

by One Arm Cyborg Taxi Driver October 5, 2021

Bad Will Hunting

The movie where Will chose to be one of the boys of summer and the retard in tin foil instead of the knight in shining armor for Skylar.

Bad Will Hunting was about a kid that could have been anything, but decided to become a unabomber.

by The Original Agahnim October 5, 2021

No Will To Live

to experience lack of want or need to continue ones own life
give up on ones life
the opposite of will to live

I have no will to live

by riverdonut November 24, 2021

Fatty wallop

To score a goal in a game of pork skin.

I say, our team got a fatty wallop against New England, my dear boy.

by Onesto November 28, 2021

Jacob Wilfong

A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.

Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.

by Lipid January 7, 2022

creepy will

is always a year above and is so desperate for a shag he will go on ur followers and follow your friends and waiting for them to post a picture of themselves so that he can pounce on them with the sentence ‘this is such a good tune’ when really he has never listened to thus song. loves to triple snap if you don’t reply to his trauma dump about how his dad bought him a ps5 and he got angry because he prefers to read.

‘ugh has creepy will pounced on you yet? ‘
‘no not yet’
‘be careful he’s on the prowl! you are next.’

by unicorn flower puff girl January 14, 2022

Toyota Will Cypha

The official car of having bootleg Windows 98 installed on its infotainment screen, being remotely controlled with a phone, and having a literal shoe as a mascot.

If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul

You're actually here?!

A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"

by cyphalvr January 24, 2022