Skip to main content

Mongolian Meat Locker

When you leave your dick inserted inside a woman's pussy after initial ejaculation and keep cumming all night long. Guaranteed to deliver results nine months later.
I gave this one girl a Mongolian meat locker. Now our baby is trying to kick my ass. :(
by BeerChuggin'German April 23, 2020
mugGet the Mongolian Meat Locker mug.

Hairy meat wallet

A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.
"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"
by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017
mugGet the Hairy meat wallet mug.

meat man with a fro

used to define a penis that has alot of bush on the shaft or further back
dude 1, my girl just told me that i had a meat man with a fro
dude 2, come on man, i don't care if you shave that $#!%

dude 1, lol
by darkmagitrunks November 9, 2010
mugGet the meat man with a fro mug.

Tiny meat gang

Tiny meat gang is one of the most elite group of people that can do anything from music to making a podcast so pretty much everything they are all funny and probably could get it
Person 1: “I was just watching Noel Miller and Cody Ko they are so funny”

Person 2: “ yeah tiny meat gang they could get it”
by Yaboyuhhhskinnypenis October 13, 2019
mugGet the Tiny meat gang mug.

kentucky meat show

When you dick-slap your second cousin in the face with your dirty hillbilly penis.
"Dude I gave my cousin Jessica a Kentucky Meat Show last night"
"That's fucking nasty dude what the fuck"
by LOLYOU1337 January 27, 2018
mugGet the kentucky meat show mug.

meat loving vegan

Someone who wants to confuse the absolute bollox out of you when it comes to a dietary conversation.

Can't be clear on if they are a meat eater or they are a vegan.
Waiter "Do you have any dietary requirements?"
Person - "Oh, I'm a meat loving vegan".
Waiter - "So, that's a no then?
by Irechan April 25, 2017
mugGet the meat loving vegan mug.

clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.
Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.
by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016
mugGet the clogged meat musket mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email