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Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying
No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my dick isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your tits, I didn’t sleep with your momma
by Ruandon April 28, 2019
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Suck tits month

It’s that time where u get a girl and suck some breast
Excuse me miss guess what month it is suck tits month
by Mr no-one knows October 9, 2019
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stripper tit privilege

Also Stripper titty privilege. when a girl has stripper tits, and gets her way all the time. Or gets drinks for free, stuff for free, men fall all over her to please her.
Q: Is Jill driving a new Jaguar?

A: John bought her it last week. Must be nice to have stripper tit privilege..
by TIMLOW April 19, 2018
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tit me off

To make someone laugh excesively
You really tit me off dude!
by mrsquiggles141 February 14, 2017
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saggy man tits

Man tits that are saggy, sad, alone, crying, and saggy.

Owners of such anatomical features typically watch porn on vhs and eat tuna salad.
1) What's the world record for saggy man tits?
I don't know, just a bunch of porn pops up when I ask Jeeves!
-end up watching saggy milf tits fucking younger guy...
by Teamsolidarity May 15, 2016
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Tit Tax Toe

1. A Group of four South American Country's created by the living God for a future Project, after completion of Africa, the Tit Tax Toe will be built by Christ Global World Industry Empires in South America.

2. The forecasted re-nationing of S.A. In the shape of a women with angel wings like an axe and a foot at the base of the continent explains the Projects title the Tit Tax Toe of South America.
by Pre-Webster January 24, 2017
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Sweaty tit warrior

A sex act used by a fat man on his sexual partner. He runs at his sexual partner slapping his tits as he jumps on to the bed screaming. He then proceeds to chuck the partner up on To his body and then begins to thrust them
Jake- I’m gonna do a sweaty tit warrior tonight on my girlfriend

Connor- don’t kill her you wee fat fuck
by UnknownGuy69 May 31, 2020
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