1. some crazy fuck who simps for a nun from a discontinued FNF mod named Sarvente (Sarv for short).
While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.
2. Literally me
While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.
2. Literally me
Person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~
Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀
(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)
Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀
(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)
by Alleg69 November 18, 2023
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“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
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Get the simping aint pimping mug.A person who prefers hanging out with their romantic interests rather than running Deep Dungeons with their bros.
B: "Hey Keph! Wanna finally clear our HoH run?"
Keph: "No man I need to go hang out with my girlfriend..."
B: "What an absolute simp you turned out to be, man."
Keph: "No man I need to go hang out with my girlfriend..."
B: "What an absolute simp you turned out to be, man."
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Get the Simp mug.Someone who simps for another culture than their own due to the belief, either conscious or unconscious, that they can take a mental vacation from their own culture this way. Thus a culture simp is by definition messed up in the head. Some culture simps are driven to create theme parks to convince themselves of belonging to another culture, especially when in a grandiose phase. They also like to visit theme parks safely ensconced in their own culture like the center of a Russian nesting doll, but American, of course. Not to be confused with prejudice, which has a chauvinistic flavor.
You know you're a culture simp when you go slumming at Epcot Center.
An important biopsychosocialparalegalphilosophical question to ask is whether all biracial people necessarily have multiple culture simp personalities, definitionally speaking, or are they transcultural?
Only Rachel Dolezal knows whether she's a culture simp; I have no opinion.
An important biopsychosocialparalegalphilosophical question to ask is whether all biracial people necessarily have multiple culture simp personalities, definitionally speaking, or are they transcultural?
Only Rachel Dolezal knows whether she's a culture simp; I have no opinion.
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