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Guatemalan Death Grip

When your fucking so long that the cum dries out and you get your dick stuck.
Yo I was fucking CHAD and he gave me the Guatemalan Death Grip.
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Death

Death is a word that describes someone who has passed away recently or further down the timeline, death can also be a word known as die, dies, died, deceased, doom, released,departure from life, tomb, parting, fatality, oblivion, overthrown, ending, eternal rest, expiration, kicking the bucket, darkness, ect.
if you were wondering what after life there is...well nobody knows, no matter what we do, nobody will ever know what comes after death, and its beyond our control...so don't worry, your not the only one that wants to know. there are 4,200 religions and we still don't know which one is right yet...maybe none of them are...well either way, fate will decide our end and whether we embrace it or push it further out is what matters most...don't let death get you down and live your life to the fullest, if possible,

welp that's up to you because i know i'm not ;<
person1)hey whats death
person2)fate
person1)...oh...
by AGravePerson April 21, 2020
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death's door

In Darkest Dungeon, Death's Door is a mechanic activated when a hero’s health hits zero, putting them in a critical state where any further damage could kill them instantly. Heroes at Death's Door suffer debuffs like reduced accuracy and damage but may survive, allowing time to heal or retreat.
Example 1: A hero barely survives on Death's Door, giving the player one last chance to apply a bandage.

Example 2: During a boss fight, a hero reaches Death's Door but is healed just in time to avoid a fatal hit.
by guythatlikesdarkestdungeonterm October 26, 2024
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suck of death

When someone sucks so hard on a mans penis, it turns purple.

Thus making it the suck of death.
Yeah man that’s called the suck of death, sucked that dick so hard it indeed turned purple.
by KayStarKay February 19, 2022
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Death star syndrome

When something massive and extremely powerful has one tiny weakness that, if you exploit, the entire thing will go to sh*t
The Alien Invaders from "Independence Day" suffer from Death Star syndrome: if the mothership's cockpit is destroyed, all of the other ships will blow up.

Disclaimer: this example's weakness may not be that tiny, but you get the point
by Wobbmin February 25, 2017
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Artificial death in the west

An artificial death in the west is when she shoots pussy through your chest and you die.
Person 1: hey did you hear what happened to Tom?
Person 2: nah bro.
Person 1: he got an artificial death in the west.
Person 2: oh no.
by Thickdickrick June 30, 2023
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burning to death

"aw shit im burning to death, thats kinda tough"
by BIGGER BALLS THAN YOURS April 22, 2022
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