poop to splash ratio

The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes.

today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.

by laxbro3443 September 3, 2011

poops mcgee

when someone fucks their partner (girl and guy or guy and guy.. doesnt matter) so hard in the ass that shit flies out of their anal rectum and shatters the window

i poops mcgee this girl and i woke up the next morning lying on my front lawn

by sir poop alot April 11, 2010

poop shoot boogy

The act of a male having anal sex with a female while resting a 2' or taller water bong on the small of her back while taking a hit from the bong.

Yo I tagged this ho last night, did her dirty an gave her the poop shoot boogy!

by poopstick master January 22, 2011

mississippi river poop

when your poop comes out and makes the toilet bowl water look like muddy mississippi water. Solid or liquid just as long as you cant see the bottom of the toilet bowl. poop mississippi river

dude come check this out "oh man looks like u got that mississippi river poop" bet ya if we throw a line in there well probably pull up a large mouth bass.

by texastornados June 4, 2011

Taco Bell poop

Big explosive diarrhea that happens after eating Taco Bell

I had Taco Bell poop last night

by Smuther February 22, 2021

90's poop

A poop without your smartphone.

"Man my phone died and I had to take a 90's poop."

"That's horrible."

"At least it increased my pooping speed by 200%"

by The Greaseman January 2, 2014

poop roll-up

Poop roll-up is a popular game to play at a party or a friend's house. After making a bowel movement in the host's bathroom, the participant first unrolls a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. He then proceeds to wipe his ass with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. Then the most important step occurs: the poop roll-up. This is when the player carefully rolls the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. This leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.

I left a poop roll-up in my girlfriend's parents' house the other day. I hope her dad got my shit all over his hands! Win!

by werdslaya August 10, 2012