Space poo

When you start taking a shit and put the vaccuum cleaner nozzle on your asshole and suck the feces out.

" I didn't want to miss the episode on tv but I had to take a shit, so I grabbed the vaccuum and took a space poo"

by Rogeydogdogwhoofwhoofwhoof March 03, 2018

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poo-canned

To be unceremoniously let go from a job for fucking up.

Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?

Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!

by gatosgirl July 06, 2010

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Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 25, 2024

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hate poo

noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.

*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"

by captainofthemuffinship August 24, 2017

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