by Tamika0139 May 24, 2021
Get the May 24thmug. LickNonYourMom A.K.A "LICK". Is a Kansas City born Native who has been compared to the likeings of The Dos Equis Man and Jesus. And after Lick achieved PubG's 2022 Prestiges Above Conquer Master Pro status. He was offered a partner ship by PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE. YA thats right boats and ho's boats and ho's. He only plays PubG because they Pay him to. Super models get pregnant just for looking at him, and below status quo Ho's wish they could. One time Lick showed up to a party and his dick arrived 2full min before he did. Now that's impressive! Once Lick was broke and he was still the richest Man in the world. Your MOM once got pregnant by Lick. Nine months later and she called it "TIBOLD". We would like to take a moment to Congratulate you because you are now famous just for reading about Lick . "He said your welcome" . It's rumored that GOD is going to resurrect The Virgin Mary because he thinks Lick Can do it better. Your girlfriend told us she can only finish with you if she thinks of Lick. Daaang you sure are lucky. Once You caught your Dad praying that he could be more like Lick. Amazingly GOD actually responded to him , But unfortunately all he did was laugh. Well we would love to continue but we have been informed your bitch ass is not ready to be that Fucking Awsome. Your Welcome .
--To Whom it may concern---So how was your date with that Guy Lick?
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!
by GucciBamboo December 19, 2022
Get the To whom it may concernmug. 
by mossfairyyup October 30, 2021
Get the may ballsmug. 
An absolutely stunny lady. Adorable, sexy, funny, smart, the whole package in one incredible little person. Guys adore her and will cross seas for her and girls envy her but try their best to be her best friend. Ellie-mai has great taste in music and entertainment and will always be able to entertain you as well. Ellie-mai is a sweet soul and cares much for her friends and will always be there for you if you need her. Dont be friends with her if you cant handle getting a light roast here and there though. Ellie-mai is just such a piece of art and deserves the best.
"Holy shit why does Ellie-mai have to live so far? I can tell just by looking at her she gives the best hugs"
by Stewyray62 July 7, 2020
Get the ellie-maimug. 