May 1st incident

To masterbate to completion on a Livestream without realizing the camera is on.

This is a reference to the time a streamer named DSPGAMING accidentally streamed his pre-stream jerk session. The event occurred on May first 2016 earning it the name the incident of May first.

Hey, did you see that Richard had a May 1st Incident yesterday?

by Review Phil USA February 27, 2023

Jessica May Davies

A really hot girl!

Zac: Have you seen Jessica May Davies!
Bryce: Yeah, she’s a total hottie!

by Coconut CooCoo May 22, 2020

May hart the fart

My besteee

May hart the fart is the best

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 20, 2023

17th of may

A person was born with a big personality.
A Taurus ♉.
He/Her is like the moon - part of him/her is always hidden,
But on this day, let it be...
He/her is like the sun - part of him/her is always shining.

Français:
Une personne est née avec une grande personnalité.
Un Taureau ♉.
Il/elle est comme la lune - une partie de lui/elle est toujours cachée,
Mais en ce jour, que ce soit...
Il/elle est comme le soleil - une partie de lui/elle brille toujours.

Today's their b-day, the 17th of may, today she/he shines.
Aujourd'hui c'est son anniv, le 17 mai aujourd'hui il/elle brille.

by joy.x November 23, 2021

May 24

A god is born 🛐. Very attractive boy with black melanin loves his girlfriend so much and treats her so well. Very clingy. But the best thing is he has a big penis 😵 💫.

Person 1: I love people who’s born on may 24

by Bck Skd dkdle November 13, 2021

May 24

May 24th is the BEST day to be born on,
It is international thicc day
And, Queen Victoria's BIRTHDAY.
stay thicc and rule Britain May 24-ies.

Guy: He's born on May 24th? ayo no wonder he's thicc.
Person: Hey that's suspicious-

by Johnathan From Church December 31, 2021

May 24

National ask your crush out day😍

May 24
Best friend: your crush out rn don't be a pussy

by National days222 May 24, 2022