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Poseidon's Kiss 

When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.
Poseidon's Kiss by naked jen November 2, 2018
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Hershey’s Kiss 

Taking a shit so big that the pile touches your butt
I took a shit so big it gave me bum a hershey’s kiss.

Twin starfish kiss

The act of making two people's buttholes touch together.
Mouth kissing grosses me out; but I'd love to twin starfish kiss with you.
Twin starfish kiss by Hamlet Lynn September 20, 2019

Dead man's kiss 

A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.
Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss
Dead man's kiss by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019

Give a kiss to.. 

On the 30th of October kiss your crush, boyfriend/girlfriend, mom/dad. Anyone that means something to you..
You: kisses
That person: ahhh they just kissed me YASSSSS
Now Give a kiss to..
Give a kiss to.. by rando hobooo October 29, 2019

New Hampshire kiss 

The act of pressing your precum covered penis on your spouse's back to indicate arousal
My boyfriend keeps giving me new Hampshire kisses.
New Hampshire kiss by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019

Hesh girl kiss

When two people (ideally two hesh girls) light each other’s cigarettes with their cigarettes.
Fuck my dart went out, could you give me a hesh girl kiss?
Hesh girl kiss by poopydaidaiman December 31, 2019