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Happy he's dead

You were happy when my shit was stolen. You reminded me every day how happy you were that my shit was stolen and that I had to sit here and work as my work was being stolen. So no you don't give a fuck about liberty or personal property rights. You give a fuck about YOU not getting murdered for this and being perceived as being better than someone you are not better than.
Hym "So I wouldn't say I'm happy he's dead... It's more like, I want the money and the credit I'm entitled to and I don't give a fuck about a YouTube bitch getting shot for a REASON that the YouTube fucks CAN'T ACTUALLY BE TRUST TO TELL YOU... So! Notice how I'm NOT getting murdered. Because according to the news it's coming from the left AND right... AT both the left and right... But NOT at me. I wouldn't test the dead man switch if I were them either but STILL. Even I could see how I would be considered reprehensible and/or killable! But these idiots just don't get it. They legitimately don't see themselves as killable! It is unreal. THEY can never be morally wrong. It's not a possibility in their own minds. Crazy."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2025
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Dead man’s scrunch

When you are shot in the neck/head and spaz up before falling limp.
Yeah he’s dead, he did the dead man’s scrunch after he was shot!
by Lukiepook September 13, 2025
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nigels dead mums pension book

still withdrawing a rotten corpses weekly pension
nigels dead mums pension book is dead
by mrs tosser September 20, 2025
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you can’t fatten a dead pig

don’t be greedy.

be grateful for what you already have
i want that one too but my credit card is maxed out.

mate.. you can’t fatten a dead pig.
by 18 months September 23, 2025
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Dead Body

A nickname to say Nicotine pouch, or Snus.
Hey wanna pop a dead body right now?
by giggly boy September 28, 2025
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future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
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Red Dead Cumshot?

Red Dead Cumshot? (also abbreviated into RDCS?) is a deep philosophical and spiritual question that has no direct meaning and serves as a torture device primarily for the Tunesian Special forces
Red Dead Cumshot? Is a form of psychological torture used by Tunesian Special forces.

Mo: uhhhh… denkst du Dutch von der Linde hat RDCS bekommen so auf sein Cowboy hut?

Mi: bitte erlöse mich bitte
by Düzce October 16, 2025
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