Pokey Bum Strum

The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)

A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion
Jean gets bored of the plain old strum, so every so often she throws in a Pokey Bum Strum to keep herself excited
by Shash_____ November 12, 2020
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bum solos

bumsolos is a sign like ___ was here but instead you just sign bumsolos

you can sign this anywhere, the more th merrier
"dude I just found like 10 bum solos tags"
"did you write some more?"
"hell yeah"
by bumsolos June 6, 2024
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Cum Bum

A human who's life is devoted to cumming or obtaining cum. Cum has consumed this person and they have given up everything for cum.
Guy 1: Bro I used to like Sarah but she's just a cum bum now.

Guy 2: Dude I know she drained me last week!

Mom: Gary I caught Billy passed out in the bathroom covered in cum!

Dad: Yeah he's a cum bum now.
by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022
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Bum crack

bummy poo-poo crack shitty bum 1, 2, 3!
by MrinkerKrit January 10, 2024
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bum scum

The semi-permanent black gnar (stains) that collect on your hands if you're a habitual dumpster diver.
"Man, it takes two-weeks for me to scrub off the bum scum when I go visit my mom"
by PiperPlease July 13, 2024
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pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe
Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!
by Freeboy March 10, 2023
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Trump Bum

Any MAGA Republican, AKA Trumplican qualifies for this title!
The massive Trump Bum sunk the expected Red Wave, hilarious!
by seudokode November 9, 2022
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