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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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Fingering Bum

A word used by people from Reading to indicate procrastination
1) "What have you been up to today, mate?"
2) "Nothing much, been fingering bum."
by Mark Park September 22, 2021
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Bums

Australians that vape, go out, drink, party, wannabe gangstas. Bums can be defined as brown people who go to garden city in South-East Queensland (Australia). Another definition for bums can be brown, islanders that do drugs or just vape and drink.
"You're a bum, lad" "Nah, f**k off!" "All of you guys are bums!"
by _felix_mudkip_airbender_ September 29, 2021
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Bum

An amazing guy who is authentic in the most natural way possible. He will light up any room just by entering.
Dude, he’s such a Bum.

That guy is giving off maddddd Bum vibes, fr
by magickal realness October 1, 2021
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on the bum

Just relaxing, associated with homeless people with not much to do. A bit like a beach bum, hanging around in and out of bars.

I read the quote in a Jack Kerouac book, 'Piers Of The Homeless Night' 'And since I'm well and on the bum again & ain't got nothing else to do, but roam, long-faced, the real America....' and thought I'd check if there was a meaning on here but now I've read the section again I get what it means even more!
'Hey man, how's your day been?'

'well since I lost my job, I haven't had much to do. Been on the bum a lot'
by VillageWalls July 15, 2021
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bum aids

a sexually transmitted disease known as bum aids coming from hiv how ever you can only get this by having sex with a ranga comonly known as a fat peice of shit you can die idk
guy: just fucked a male ranga
obama: yep u got bum aids
by rangaman July 17, 2021
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Bum Fluff

The hair grown on the face of a pubescent teenager, young man or a eshay who has never matured.
"That's not a beard champ, that's bum fluff "
by Thekaleguy July 31, 2021
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