Ass sniffer

Someone who proceeds to stick his hands down their pants and then sniff it

Jeff ham is a notorious ass sniffer

by React March 30, 2019

Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

Ass Lamp

When someone, of indian descent, imitates a lamp, and becomes a complete ass while doing it

Barbra has been a real ass lamp lately

by Jobisha September 13, 2019

Slip that ass

Fuck her in the ass and then pass on her ass

Hear bro you wanna fuck her in the ass

Ye but didn't you just fuck her in the ass

Ye its grand I'll slip that ass to you

by Footedkevin September 25, 2019

Ass gasket

Ass gasket is a protective piece of fine paper that goes between your ass and the toilet seat

I wouldn't sit on a public toilet without a ass gasket

by Bills rv service August 8, 2019

ass shack

Top definition: a brothel (whore house)

Hey man, I’m headed to the ass shack later. Can I borrow $200?

by Fifthbeetle August 17, 2019

ass slushing

Where you get an ice pop like a mini milk or twister or a caliph or a fruit pastille ice pop shove it up your mates arse till it goes slushy and then suck it out

In last nights ass slushing I tasted the rainbow of fruit flavours after I sucked out a nestle fruit pastille ice pop out your ass. Amazing!!

by Nobby’s Nuts April 21, 2018