the big anal bang

Like the 'big bang' the big anal bang is during anal fucking or after it the arse explodes in which shit and farting let loose.

Or it could be the ultimate anal gang bang.

That was so good it was like experiencing the big bang but in an anal way - the big anal bang

by japseye September 19, 2007

pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, will check the cleanliness of this area outside and in and can also include using their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex. So if there is it can be removed and clean up that area.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

Blistering anal ordeal

1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".

2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.

3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.

4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.

("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")

by Caustie January 30, 2015

the anal punisher

The sex act in which ones thumb is fully penetrated into your partners anus, and the rest of your hand grips the ass cheek.

Honey, my ass is so tight! Could you please do the anal punisher?

by anal theif April 1, 2015

Sunday anal blimp

A group of girls going to a catholic church on a Sunday to do kinky anal things with balloons.

"Hey, Kathy and the girls totally did a Sunday anal blimp the other day"

by Dirty Percy May 16, 2016

Scoop Anal

When your anal sex partner’s bowel is so full of feces that your dick just scoops the shit out with each thrust and stroke. One nasty ass fuck.

I hit that whore’s ass last night. She was tight but it was scoop anal. Went through three gak towels just for the shit.

I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2018

Giving anal

it involves a male or a female giving rimjobs cleaning tongue fucking facefucking licking and sucking the butthole

You are awesome if you love giving anal

by Mobile faucet 2020 March 30, 2020