A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.
by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011

I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021

Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?
Dude 2: Sure.
Dude 1: Where did you put that?
Dude 2: In my junk pocket.
Dude 1: Nice.
Dude 2: Sure.
Dude 1: Where did you put that?
Dude 2: In my junk pocket.
Dude 1: Nice.
by MyChemIsAwesome January 16, 2017

Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
by Canadian Bat 420 July 14, 2023

"hey man do you mind if i pocket-cat right now? your lookin' mega cheeked up"
"sure dude, im pocket-catting right now!"
"sure dude, im pocket-catting right now!"
by Cospinsane April 2, 2025

by Oh boy 1997 August 24, 2022

I just had dinner but I have just enough room for a few bites of pasta. It can go in the Italian pocket
by Xanessa July 17, 2024
