man-shit

1: A turd of remarkable girth and length. Usually emotes the bearer to a sense of elevated pride and pathos towards his fellow man. The specimen is one worthy of at least a second look and brief ponderence. Because of its' rarity, another natural consideration is to share its' marvel with a significant other prior to flushing. 2: A turd of mythical proportions.

Jen quizzically entered with coat hanger in hand while Tom stood bewildered by his magnificent man-shit challenging him to flush the toilet.

by gv willi December 28, 2005

shit happens

my outlook on life

and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens

shit happens, usually to me, so you'll be alright

by emily laura June 24, 2005

bull shit

to express an oppinion of disbelief

bull shit you don't have no 3 aces!

by gilli February 28, 2005

shit gun

Asshole

I stuck it in her shit gun.

by Chaich September 14, 2003

Motherfucking Shit

Shit that is just so crazy and/or awesome that instead of just calling it shit, you have to call it motherfucking shit out of necessity.

Dude that strip club last night was some crazy motherfucking shit.

by Jordan666 August 22, 2008

get the shits

Australian, v, used in accordince with with someone to get angry, pissed off, snakey, dirty

When Ryan Adams or Pete Murray get rotation on triple J , I most definately...get the shits.

by herbie August 31, 2004

Shit Paper

What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

See Also: Corn Cob

Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002