shit happens

my outlook on life

and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens

shit happens, usually to me, so you'll be alright

by emily laura June 24, 2005

bull shit

to express an oppinion of disbelief

bull shit you don't have no 3 aces!

by gilli February 28, 2005

shit gun

Asshole

I stuck it in her shit gun.

by Chaich September 14, 2003

Motherfucking Shit

Shit that is just so crazy and/or awesome that instead of just calling it shit, you have to call it motherfucking shit out of necessity.

Dude that strip club last night was some crazy motherfucking shit.

by Jordan666 August 22, 2008

get the shits

Australian, v, used in accordince with with someone to get angry, pissed off, snakey, dirty

When Ryan Adams or Pete Murray get rotation on triple J , I most definately...get the shits.

by herbie August 31, 2004

Shit Paper

What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

See Also: Corn Cob

Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

Shitting Crikey

Exclamation used by Chris Morris in the brilliant 'Brasseye', while teaching children the perils of using cocaine.

"That man is lying on his back thinking 'Where in shitting crikey is my nose.'"

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005