Panda monkey

Monkey that lived on bamboo tree

That panda monkey from China can hang on the bamboo tree like the monkeys in Africa well.

by Goodchild May 21, 2015

fuck monkey

It's a cum dumpster

Your a fuck monkey you got hoes coming out of your ass like you don't even know

by bevis9978 June 17, 2015

Monkey Teeth

A synonym for Hanging Brain. Allegedly attributable to Glenn Occhiogrosso, M.D. Of New York City, U.SA.

James seemed dressed for a decent night out in his shawl collar dinner jacket, until he turned around and revealed he was also sporting monkey teeth.

by Occhiocchieyeaye June 29, 2015

Porch Monkey

A taxidermy of a deer ass, made to look like the face of a monkey.

That's one mighty fine porch monkey hanging on your wall.

by Lala83 July 4, 2015

Monkey Hut

A woman's panties or the under garments in which she houses her vagina.

When you wear thin leggings I can see your monkey hut.

by MoonBlossom October 11, 2015

Monkey dunky

A monkey (nigger) you can find on the court dunking basketballs and shoving gulf balls up his arse for extreme pleasure

Man that boy is a monkey dunky

by Monkey dunky November 7, 2016

pond monkey

A girl who thinks she's hot shit when in reality she's uglier than a horses butthole. Usually hangs around and jumps around to local gas stations and follows her ex boyfriend around and demands that the dick comes back.

look at her! She smells like a god damn pond monkey.

by luckyduck50 December 15, 2016