milking my daddy

milking my daddy means giving a father of any kind a handjob or any other form realating this action

"last night i heard my mom milking my daddy"

by milkingmydaddy101 January 15, 2017

My cousin Throckmorton

The coolest motherfucker in the world

Me: Duuuuuuuuude my cousin throckmorton you shredded that skate park last night mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn

by Sumdum fuk April 28, 2020

Jantz in my pants

The common act for college football fans to " Jantz in their pants" after witnessing an unbelievable, outstanding, remarkable play by Iowa State quarterback Steele Jantz. This term is in relation to the ever popular jizz in my pants phrase.

Fan 1: Hey steve! did you see that play that Steele just made!?
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!

i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.

I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!

The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!

by John232115 September 12, 2011

my old lady

Another way of saying my girl or wife

Man my old lady gone kill me when I get home

by Deacon January 16, 2021

My Girl friend

Oh wait I don't have one. FML

My Girl friend ... FML

by KWD35 May 17, 2011

rub my bean

slang for when a man or woman rubs a womans clitoris

janet: did u have sex with paul tonight?
michelle: no but im so horny im goin to go home and rub my bean

by legal Beagle August 30, 2010

juice my dick

A commonly used term in bars, nightclubs, etc.. for having someone hook you up with drinks, food, or bitches. It can also be used in past tense as having you 'dick juiced'. It can used generally for receiving something for FREE.

Say trick, could ya' juice my dick and hook me and da boys down wid some table boogy fo' free?

Last night at da damn titty bar, ah' gots my dick juiced by Sunshine and da damn bartender!

by Cartright September 6, 2005