by Joe Black2 September 26, 2018
Get the Philadelphia Paint Jobmug. Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
Get the A Steve Job Promug. by pee_thief March 10, 2021
Get the san pasqual jobmug. When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
by Milly5 November 10, 2015
Get the Blow job brainmug. When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements
I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies
by Spanky Monkey November 30, 2019
Get the Blow job scrunchiemug. When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.
by Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs January 8, 2020
Get the Angry hand jobmug. The term Job Seekers Allowance is more accurately represented with the modern day variation of Job Swervers Allowance.
As created by G and J Roberts
As created by G and J Roberts
“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”
by J Roberts May 29, 2018
Get the Job Swervers Allowancemug.