Blue Screen of Death

Microsoft's most interactive program which enables you to watch your computer slowly be eaten away by the crap like style of the so called WINDOWS franchise. If you want to get this program, it's quite easy really, free of charge. Just open Internet many times and copy and paste random vids on to the internet address bar and load it. It will then show you some random coded jargon that Bill Gates used to manipulate his users, of which they copy the so called Error Code and try to troubleshoot the system. Here are some steps to troubleshoot the system or BSOD.

1. Shoot the goddamn computer for god's sake.
2. Get a mac
3. Use linux
4. There really isn't anything else you can do except keep the system and watch it dump your files "MORE JARGON"
The Blue screen of death literally will kill you on impact.

Mommy look at my windoze, its blue screen of death. "Mommy and the kid were never seen again," Says bill gates.

by Adam E. and Alex Y. May 1, 2008

Blue Collar Forty

Pertaining to those who work 40 hour weeks doing manual or industrial labor. Heard in Eric Church's song "Homeboy"

Ain't no shame in a blue collar forty, little house little kids little small town story.

by mattl1776 August 16, 2011

Blue Ridge Spirit

A feeling that is impossible to describe to someone who hasn't experienced it. The closest synonym is "extreme happiness". It originated in North Carolina on top of a mountain at the YMCA Blue Ridge Assembly, but has since spread across the country. Once someone has felt the spirit, they will never be the same. This feeling is invoked by green rocking chairs, Eureka Treats, Cheerwine, and mountain air. Usually expressed using spirit fingers.

Johnson MN: Wow that was amazing, I have never felt so fantastic in my life!

Smith NC: That's the Blue Ridge Spirit.

by YIGGERYAGGER October 22, 2010

red vs blue

A very poor attempt to make comedy from a game using clones of Master Chief. Horrible acting, here is why:

Gus - A freakin' chinese 4 foot nerd.
geoff - Pot smoking addict. Been doing it for 8 years.
Jason - Likes to drown himself in soda.
Burnie - A Texas redneck.
Dan - Ex. hax0r for the pie crew.
Kathleen - A wannabe slut.
Joel - Only normal guy from rvb crew.
Matt - Another Texas redneck.
Yomary - Likes to fool around with Geoff.

o.o

red vs blue was a thrown out idea in Hollywood. Thats where Gus was kicked in the balls by a thug because he started to attack the manager viciously.

o.o

by Superman22 April 23, 2005

Blue Shift

n. The political change of the United States in favor of liberalism.

(this makes reference to the red states being pro-GOP, and the Blue, pro-Dems)

See Red Shift

FDR marked a long period of Blue Shift. He won four elections, and created the liberal/'liberal' media, depending on your opinion, and at his death, nearly all of the federal judges in the supreme and apellate judges were appointed by him.

by Aktopus December 8, 2004

Blue Skies

A code word for when girls are on their period and people are around and are in need of a pad or tampon or something of that sort.

Aubre:"Hey Victoria you don't look soo good are you ok?"
Victoria:"NO!! I'm dying Blue Skies started today I want to kill everyone and everything"
Aubre:"I'll go get you so chocolate and a tampon"

by _.Queen._.Victoria._ October 1, 2017

Deep Blue Sea

When you drive out into the middle of the ocean with a girl and have sex with her. When you’re about to cum you pull out and put your thumb in front of your penis to split the stream, and cum in both of the girls eyes. You then dump her overboard and drive away.

“Hey Jimmy, I heard you hooked up with Jessica last night.”
“Yeah man I rented a boat and Deep Blue Sea’d her.”
“Jimmy, you rascal.”

by ThatOneGuyWhoKnowsYou November 10, 2020