Virgin God 

The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...

Beware the key for it is the one thing the Virgin God fears most...

Virgin God by Dj Met June 6, 2017

Clock God 

The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass

Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass

Clock God by Not Akai September 1, 2017

goose god 

A person that has a fetish for a goose or multiple geese. Who is also very sad when they go South for the winter.

Person 1: She is such a goose god.

Person2: you're right, there's definitely something wrong with her.

goose god by Idontknow8472 January 17, 2018

Pull god 

Someone who can get girls/boys

Dammnn lexi you such a pull god

Pull god by Dfghnmmmm March 1, 2018

devil god 

THE DEFINITION OF GOOD AND EVIL

THE PUNISHER IS A DEVIL GOD

devil god by The definition of good and evi May 26, 2018

Stoned God 

A god to surpass all gods. every child should be taught to worship the stoned god as everyone who follows the stoned god is blessed with the dankest of kush.

all hail stoned god

Stoned God by LP97 May 29, 2018

Techno God 

Charismatic, humble, and genuine human who not only listens to the very appealing devil music under the name of “Techno,” but also performs a traditional dance at shows and festivals called “shuffling” which is breathtaking to see with the naked eye. Be sure to wear protection in all of its forms because Techno God is one amazing sight to witness.

Did you see Techno God at the Underground stage?? His dancing made me want to sacrifice a baby goat.

Techno God by technoluvr July 19, 2018