A state of complete frustration and despair caused by repeated exposure the utter nonsense posted by Facebook "friends".
Joe was in a pretty good mood until the idiotic status updates posted by his friends on social media left him completely facebroken.
by jhernd June 10, 2015
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Guy 2: It was good, she was constantly on her phone, checking for new updates on facebook.
Guy 1: Oh yea, thats what happens when you go on a date with a facebookie.
Guy 2: It was good, she was constantly on her phone, checking for new updates on facebook.
Guy 1: Oh yea, thats what happens when you go on a date with a facebookie.
by thepinkstar1219 February 14, 2010
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1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.
I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...
by Pitviper May 28, 2012
Get the Facebooker Hooker mug.The act of drunkenly communicating with someone indirectly on Facebook, either by posting to a mutual friend's page or updating your status. Typically occurs after fights or break-ups.
Tom: What's up with Kristen's Facebook status? It says "Can't believe how things work out sometimes... Guess some people can never make up their minds."
Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.
Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?
Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy
Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.
Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?
Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy
by allegrad July 1, 2009
Get the drunk-facebooking by proxy mug.The social networking remains of a long night of drinking; the wall posts, picture comments, and "interested in:" gender changes that occur while inebriated.
Dude, don't give Geoffrey the computer when he's wasted or he'll facedbook it. His profile says he's interested in men, he wrote on Christina's wall about a 'bunghole sniffing' fetish, and he became a fan of 'taking it in the ass'.
by ColstonCreamery June 12, 2010
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by Texas Man May 23, 2016
Get the fakebook mug.The act of hooking up with someone found through facebook based on their picture and profile. Usually begins with an awkward facebook or instant message, and ends with STD testing.
by Hikus September 16, 2008
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