Dick Wolfed

To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.

"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."

by thebetterfriend2 December 6, 2011

Dick Cheney

A penis that is old and wrinkly. A Dick Cheney typically oozes semen randomly throughout the day, even while flacid.

Guy 1. "That old dude in the locker room had a Dick Cheney. Thing was just oozing jizz while he was standing there."

Guy 2. "That's fuckin disgusting, bro."

by WowDad August 7, 2011

Smurf Dick

Someone who owns a Smurf Dick - a cock which has been man-handled and eventually turned an unworldly shade of blue.

I.e Rhys Farley (a proud Smurf Dick owner)

by EdeenSaawr October 14, 2011

Marsupial Dick

When a man has a pouch surgically added onto his penis.

Dude, I am going to turn my penis into a marsupial dick. I'm going to use it to carry skittles.

by snappleextreme94 November 3, 2011

Pink Dick

A derogatory term used toward rude white men.

"Listen here pink dick, shut the hell up"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

soggy dick

The sensation of moistness on one's cock after coitus or self-induced ejaculation.

Fuck, I gotta be somewhere in like 5 minutes and I got the soggy dick!

by the_alex February 17, 2008

dick goblin

someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.

ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal

by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009