The Dick Meter

n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.

Oh man, on the Dick Meter, that movie sucked all the way to the balls!!

That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!

by Charlie Gallagher January 8, 2008

Side dick

The other guy .... a guy a girl keeps on the side for “fun”

I will never ever ever be your side dick

by SuGar0831 November 28, 2019

Dick Wolfed

To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.

"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."

by thebetterfriend2 December 6, 2011

Pink Dick

A derogatory term used toward rude white men.

"Listen here pink dick, shut the hell up"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Dick nugget

The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.

Vernon is being a real dick nugget.

by Batmom March 26, 2017

soggy dick

The sensation of moistness on one's cock after coitus or self-induced ejaculation.

Fuck, I gotta be somewhere in like 5 minutes and I got the soggy dick!

by the_alex February 17, 2008

dick goblin

someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.

ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal

by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009