National Cooked Day

On this day your absolutely cooked

Person 1 - Have you heard of what day it is?

Person 2 - Yeah it's national cooked day

Person 1 - I hope Ben and smolbean survive 🙏

by TheOneAndOnlyBen April 23, 2024

booster cookie

yummy expensive shit in Hypixel Skyblock, its only purpose is just to make sure your money is safe or to make more money

mom can i get a booster cookie

timmy this is the 38th time youve asked for one please get off that game

by bean burrito with extra cheese May 7, 2024

yummy cookie

A young, attractive Asian woman that is an online or mail order bride, often for a much older man

Mark’s older children smirked when they finally met the yummy cookie their dad found online.

by El Diablo4eva May 8, 2024

im cooked syndrome

when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)

(its over for you)

did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked

by protein bor May 26, 2024

Slut Cookie

Lofthouse Sugar Cookies.

The soft cookies most commonly seen at the grocery store with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles.

Sarah really enjoys Slut Cookies.

by DillPickle_ May 27, 2024

Pink Cookie Combo

To lace those pink cookies (the goat) with fentanyl, force feed it to some bitch at your nephew's bar mitzvah, kidnap her, and jack hammer her dead body.

Timmy : This bar mitzvah is so boring, I'm about to pull the Pink Cookie Combo on this girl.
Paul: Timmy don't, my uncle got arrested for trying that with his Boonka.

by pinkcookiecombo May 29, 2024

im cooked

If you're saying "im cooked", you're saying "nah bro im dead". This phrase is usually used when someone is in trouble, or some bad situation. Sometimes it can be used for when you're exhausted.

"Nah bro we have a test today?! Shii, im cooked!! I didn't practice at all dawg! Ight, im finna cheat"

by mynameischickachickaslimshady_ May 29, 2024