Cock Wear

Item worn on the male genitalia. It can be a condom, a tube sock, boxers, briefs, or a banana hammock.

Did you see that banana hammock that was horrible cock wear.

by benny_64 March 20, 2009

cock fact

a cock fact is when a scientific theory is proven to be a real fact using ones cockular intelligence.Also it may be used to tell a guy what he is doing is not very masculine.

hey jimmy, COCK FACT: getting a girl drunk is the fastest way in her pants.

by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009

cock boutique

collective term for a bunch of cocks.

Newport Scum are a cock boutique.

by The Dish Liqueur February 28, 2009

cock fobbler

som one who fobbles their cock

fobbler of cock, DW,cock fobbler

by jukiytehrufh August 4, 2008

Cock Cushion

Its a word that a refers to a girl/woman, who has alot of a sex, a place where a boy/man can rest their penis/cock.

john: hey have you seen cindy lately?
jack: what you mean that blonde cock cushion?

by sweetjebus January 10, 2009

Poster Cock

When you have a poster of a really hot guy on your wall and you're caressing him as if he was a real person, but in reality it's just a poster!

Darlene: "I love this David Beckham poster. I'd tap that. (stroking the poster)"

Suzanne: "Wow, you're really loving that poster cock."

by lastxmas January 19, 2009

Cock Jocker

The opposite of a Cock Blocker, IE a guy whose sole interest is to bolster another male's reputation/standing with a female.

Damn...I wish my bud would be my cock jocker...I really need to get into Emily's pants!

by Veras January 21, 2009