bag of mice

When a man's pants or bathing suit are so tight, that the fabric surrounds their package, creating the look of a bag of mice.
Hey, check out buddy's bag of mice. No, not him, the guy in the worn out Speedo.
by Mike Campbell May 18, 2006
mugGet the bag of micemug.

zip the bag

when you hold in your pee when drunk to keep the buzz longer.
"i have to pee but i want to stay buzzed so i'm going to zip the bag"
by lindsay kirk December 27, 2007
mugGet the zip the bagmug.

Douche bag

Straight, fashion concious males who over stress about their hair styles and mannerisms particularly around females. Wairing Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropastale, or American Eagle are all acts of beinga douche bag. Also, rolling up ones sleeves, popping ones collar, wairng sunglasses at night or in the dark, or flipping ones hair are all acts of being a douche bag.
We saw the kid come out of Hollister with two full bags of polos. What a douche bag.

The kid was flipping his hair and not making eye contact while talking to my girlfriend in a douche bag manner.
by Beastoppotimus December 20, 2009
mugGet the Douche bagmug.

tooth bag

A person who constantly talks on their bluetooth headset in public. Thus, annoying anyone within hearing distance.
I really wish someone would have hit that tooth bag.
mugGet the tooth bagmug.

Up The Bag

Meaning some has used or would like to use an illicit substance out of a small plastic bag. Can be shortened to UTB
Pazza looks at Murph and Macca and says Up The Bag, then they all wander off to the bedroom together
by Jungle Ruler January 7, 2013
mugGet the Up The Bagmug.

Socket Bag

The term "Socket Bag" is derived from "Tea Bag." "Socket Bagging" is the act of placing each testicle in your scrotum on the Eye Socket(s) of your partner – hence the name, "Socket Bag."
If that dumb bitch doesn't stop staring at my best friend, I'm going to socket bag her.

Man, I'm about to socket bag that bitch, and she won't even see it cumin'!
by Nezom July 13, 2007
mugGet the Socket Bagmug.

Bag of whelks

I went drinking at midday yesterday.By seven,I was a bag of whelks.
by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003
mugGet the Bag of whelksmug.

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