Willy Wet Dicky

The act of giving another a wet willy, but replacing a finger with a penis.

I fucked this girl last night on the couch next to Joey, and accidentally gave him a willy wet dicky.

by Codeine Kids Next Door June 13, 2016

Wet unicorn

The act of a man putting a wet piece of corn in another mans asshole

Ron gave me the biggest wet unicorn

by Wet unicorn December 1, 2019

pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease August 21, 2008

Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard

by Ace the simp November 7, 2023

Wet exit

When you have to quickly leave somewhere because you've peed yourself.

I was having a great time at the party, but I sneezed too hard and had to make a wet exit.

by Ralphnodon February 8, 2019

Wet

What girls feel like when they have an orgasm

I'm so wett

by UnidentifiedSexyBeast September 25, 2019

Wet lip

Swamp slang used in areas such as deep Louisiana, Mississippi and etc

Stop with that wet lip and talk straight

by Forshoureandsevenyrsago October 7, 2022